Danielle Lloyd - winner of this year's Miss Great Britain has talked herself onto Santa's Naughty List!
It's probably a good thing that they don't include an IQ test along with the world peace speaches and swimwear contest because if they did, she most likely wouldn't have got near the crown in the first place.
Danielle's crime? Well it isn't appearing topless in Playboy (although she has done that too!) no it's going out with West Ham United striker Teddy Sherringham. Dating West Ham footballer's won't in itself earn you a lump of coal on Christmas morning (the Elf council voted against my view on that one!) but when that aforementioned footballer was one of the judges at the Miss Great Britain contest and in fact the only one that voted for Miss Lloyd then questions start getting asked.
Miss Lloyd maintained that she only met him after the February event but there are three of us that know different. You see, Miss Lloyd's Christmas present last year was a pair of $10000 Jimmy Choo shoes courtesy of Teddy...two months before the contest....
She was due a lump of coal anyway for the deceit but I prefer to let the cheats expose themselves...it's a skill proving useful for Miss Lloyd after her Playboy shoot. And she exposed herself again in a magazine interview when she unwittingly revealed her Christmas secret. Leading to her being stripped of her title. Your stockings won't be quiet so desirable this Christmas dear...
Santa.
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